Tonteria Classics
El Paso13,00 £
Johnnie Walker Black Label, Martini Rosso Maple syrup, lime juice and fresh blueberries, topped with Moet & Chandon Champagne
Acapulco13,00 £
Lebron Cachaca and Spiced Rum with fresh lemongrass, mango puree and pineapple juice topped with Ginger Ale
El Gringo14,00 £
Ciroc Apple Vodka and Midori Melon Liqueur shaken with fresh mint, lime juice topped with Apple Cider.
Copa Del Amor25,00 £
Tanqueray 10 and Cointreau Orange Liqueur shaken with Lychee pure, rose syrup, lemon juice and fresh cucumber topped with Moet & Chandon Champagne.
Margaritas
Muertos13,00 £
Chilli infused house tequila mixed with Cointreau, fresh lime and agave syrup.
Don's13,00 £
Don Julio Blanco Tequila shaken with Cointreau and fresh lime juice, served straight up on the rocks.
Mezcal18,00 £
Casamigos Mezcal, Cointreau, lime juice and agave syrup. Served on the rocks with Tajin Chilli rim
Frozen Margarita14,00 £
Making Frozen Margarita is what we excel at. Ask at the bar for today's special.
Mexican Bulldog16,00 £
The TonteRita frozen margarita served with an upended bottle of Modelo Beer. The bite is worse than the bark.
Tequila + Mezcal
Frida Kahlo15,00 £
Don Julio Reposado Tequila and Chambord Liqueur, lemon and pomegranate juice, with chocolate bitters and a touch of lemongrass.
El Poncho15,00 £
Patron Blanco Tequila shaken with agave, pink grapefruit, fresh lime juice and Aquafaba.
Mexican Cartel15,00 £
Casamigos Reposado Tequila shaken with Aperol, fresh lime juice and lemon marmalade, topped with Ginger Ale.
Non-alcoholic
Albahaca refresher6,00 £
Seedlip Garden with fresh lime, basil, cucumber and agave.
Stress Down6,00 £
Seedlip Citrus, pineapple and lemon juice, passion fruit puree and bubble gum syrup topped with Ting fizz.
White Wine
GRW, Tsinandali Kakheti, Georgia - bottle30,00 £
GRW, Tsinandali Kakheti, Georgia - 175ml8,00 £
Macabeo, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - Bottle 30,00 £
Macabeo, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175ml8,00 £
Sauvignon Blanc, Villa Montes Valle Central, Chile - Bottle35,00 £
Sauvignon Blanc, Villa Montes Valle Central, Chile - 175ml9,00 £
Chardonnay IGP Pays d'Oc, Monrouby Languedoc, France - Bottle40,00 £
Red Wine
Monastrell, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - Bottle30,00 £
Monastrell, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175ml8,00 £
Syrah Pays d'Oc Languedoc, France - Bottle35,00 £
Syrah Pays d'Oc Languedoc, France - 175ml9,00 £
Chianti, Medico Tuscany, Italy - Bottle45,00 £
Rioja Crisanza, Gran Dominio Rioja, Spain47,00 £
Rose Wine
Monastrell Rosado, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - Bottle30,00 £
Monastrell Rosado, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175ml8,00 £
Beers
Corona - 330ml6,00 £
Modelo Especial - 355ml6,00 £
Soft Drinks
Coca Cola3,00 £
Coca Cola - Diet3,00 £
Juice3,00 £
Apple, Orange, Cranberry
Ginger Beer3,00 £
Ting3,00 £
Red Bull5,00 £
Still Water5,00 £
Sparkling Water5,00 £
Sharing Cocktails
The Tonteria Express 14,00 £
Don Julio Blanco, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express 16,00 £
Don Julio Reposado, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express 18,00 £
Don Julio Anejo, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express 45,00 £
Don Julio 1942, minimum order of 6
Headhunter48,00 £
Don Julio Blanco Tequila and Passoa passion fruit liqueur, with fresh mint, lemon and mango juice (serves 4)
Cocky Monkey75,00 £
Never Feels Guilty! Don Julio Blanco Tequila, cranberry and orange juice topped Moet & Chandon Champagne (serves 4)
Las Tres Luchadores - Mellow Yellow45,00 £
Johnnie Walker Black Label Whiskey, fresh banana syrup topped with mango juice.
Las Tres Luchadores - Jolly Green45,00 £
Barsol Pisco Quebranta, fresh lime juice, gum syrup topped with ting fizz
Las Tres Luchadores - Pretty in Pink45,00 £
Ciroc Pink Vodka, grapefruit, peach liqueur, cranberry, orange and lemon juice, Red Bull
